Captains Log: 02-24-3010 Captain Dirk gets sent on a mission to Planet Nofun to battle a mutant named Gore. However, Scotty beams him to the wrong dimension where he meets space girl A Vocado who proceeds to show him their highly sexual culture. Dirk bangs the Orion girl before making it back to the intercourse. Captain Dirk then heads to the medical bay to check on Uhora who has come down with a serious case of small cocks during a heated interrogation between Captain Dirk, Shock, and a female Stringon named Huge Rak in a holding cell looking outside to the galaxy. The Captain manages to segue into offering up sex for inside information. Join the crew of the U.S.S. Intercourse on their journey through the galaxy like never before.